I thought I would do something a little new, do you know Jeff Foxworthy? The guy that does "Your a redneck if....." jokes, well I thought I would do something kind of similar except it would start out with "Your a stupid tourist if....".
Here goes my first one
"You might be a stupid tourist if you ask where you can see the rocks?"The view outside of the Taverna where we had some New Yorkers ask us the above question, you can pretty much go anywhere and have a "view of the rocks".